Das wichtigste Organ des Menschen...
Man erinnert sich an den 70jaehrigen Arzt in der Notaufnahme? Gut. Gestern wieder einen schoenen langen Vortrag der Sorte "die ganze Medizin in 10 min" gehabt. Von Bedside Manners bis Hirntumor. Mehrmals musste ich, obwohl es irre spannend war, beinahe lachen, weil ich an Michaels Parodie auf den guten alten Art Gisolf denken musste ("und wenn sie Bauchschmerse habe muesse sie Kamilletee trinken. Und wenn sie Schmerze im Fuss habe muesse sie amputieren").
Das Best of:
If a patient is coming with fever, you give Paracetamol. And the fever will be gone.
To prevent reaction any patient that you give medicine for, should also get an antihistaminic. That is the safest thing in the world.
If a patient is coming with chest pain and pain in the left shoulder, you write an ecg. If you see ST-Depression, you refer him to cardiology. If there is no ST-Depression, no treatment is needed.
If a patient comes with epigastric pain, he will have accute pancreatitis. We will treat conservatively but it is very important to think about pancreatitis, because the pancreas is the most important organ of the entire body.
If a patient is coming with fever and joint pain, he will have viral fever. You give paracetamol, diclofenac and like always an antihistaminic!
If a patient is coming with fever, with constant coughing, you give antituberculotic drugs for six months and you will save the life of the patient.
Das Best of:
If a patient is coming with fever, you give Paracetamol. And the fever will be gone.
To prevent reaction any patient that you give medicine for, should also get an antihistaminic. That is the safest thing in the world.
If a patient is coming with chest pain and pain in the left shoulder, you write an ecg. If you see ST-Depression, you refer him to cardiology. If there is no ST-Depression, no treatment is needed.
If a patient comes with epigastric pain, he will have accute pancreatitis. We will treat conservatively but it is very important to think about pancreatitis, because the pancreas is the most important organ of the entire body.
If a patient is coming with fever and joint pain, he will have viral fever. You give paracetamol, diclofenac and like always an antihistaminic!
If a patient is coming with fever, with constant coughing, you give antituberculotic drugs for six months and you will save the life of the patient.
georgy_buechner - 5. Sep, 09:49
